Your heart's the moon & that's where i'm heading

box-o-laughs:

CLICK to become a retarded seal!

ryaninwonderland:

i am fascinated with marilyn monroe tbh. she is so pretty

80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

Knowing your family so well, you can tell who’s coming down the stairs just by the sound of their footsteps.

pooflikemagic:

alleyeeverwanted:

LOL

alleyeeverwanted:

awwwwieeee

omghilariousblog:

This blog is the Funniest.

lovecanmakeyourday:

omg i would so say this